1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

I don't understand Ford. All the hype about the return of the bronco and it ends up being a glorified escape

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The very last picture in that article looks almost identical to an Escape.

 

The bronco sport is. The bronco is a ranger underneath

 

Speaking of posting from work...

I work with some real full grown children. The shit streaker strikes again.


High class individuals, I tell ya hwat

 

Okay, that is just nasty.

 

Welcome to Hopkinsville my man.

 

Back when I was a teen I did janitor duties for Coors out here in Colo, they had this guy nick named the phantom shitter that would smear his crap all over the stall. He struck on my second day (actually night shift) and they wanted me to clean it up. I said Hell no and left. Only job I ever quit.

 

We had a guy yesterday on dayshift go out to his car for lunch. He snorted three lines, and then came back in trying to pick fights with people.

No one called the police. Fortunately the office was able to defuse the situation and calm this feller down enough to leave peacefully. He threw things I didn't think a human could move.

I keep my eyes and ears on everyone out here. Usually when someone is on something hard-core their body odor is different. Much more like mothballs than pit stank.

 

I'm sad I can't find my previous post at 69069 miles. I'm also sad I missed 69420. But anyways there's this. 69 for 69.

 

That's a shitty thing to do....

 

I can’t take pics at my work but we’ve got waste barrels overflowing with bloody tamps in the unisex bathrooms. The only good thing is the potpourri smell to overcome the stench of the unflushed lincoln logs. You would think they’d have the smarts to put a fan in the single use bathrooms.

 

Here I thought I was working with a bunch of low IQ, inbred monkeys.

 

I believe it. They had me replace all of the T8 light bulbs in the back women's restroom last month. It was gnarly. Tamps in the corners. Someone stood on a porcelain pot of discharge, and hung several from one of the drop ceiling tiles. All used. Looks like a heavy flow. Appeared to be at least a month old at that point. I figure they are still there.

Oh by the way, no exhaust fans and no ceiling fans. Stagnant air.

 

Good on you. The only thing good about their beer is your fridge's ability to make it cold.

 

So tempted to order one.. shows in stock for the cement one... just need to get the different style key for the wireless shit.

https://mesocustoms.com/collections...s/products/flipfob-t4r?variant=29215759138929

 

Buddy of mine worked locally for a larger insurer with the lizard mascot. Lots of people come and go. He said they had a guy nicknamed the Mad Pooper who did his thing in the Emergency Stairs. I think there is some psychosis going on with these type individuals.

Another friend works retail and said he sees the nastiest things people leave behind in the dressing rooms. Unbelievable.

 

Me too.

 

The last time I used a wallace wurl dressing room for " extracurricular " activities there were no clues left behind. Biological, or otherwise.

I miss those days sometimes.

 

Whats your particular diagnosis?

 

So I went and got acupuncture the other day. Apparently part of the process called “Gua Sha” is scraping your back with a stone causing pain in order to distract you from the pain for which you came to visit them.

They may give you some BS about how it improves your circulation to lessen other pain, but when you’ve got black and blue marks on your back, it’s only common sense the your blood flow would increase to get rid of the bruising.

Let see...more pain to distract you from lesser pain. I think my girlfriend would be willing to do this for free.

 

you have to carve out the computer chip? Wonder how many folks end up buying/programming a new one at the dealer after their ham-fisted knife 'slipped'?

 

I've found with low volume / enthusiast backed products - get it when you can, because if you wait until you're ready to do the project, it's gone/NLA.
Those key fobs, the TRD battery hold downs...

Hey - anyone with the new TRD battery hold down, anyone looking for a home for your old stock battery hold down? Seems my 2003 V8 doesn't have any battery hold down. In over 2 years I failed to notice I didn't have one & so far the Tundra hasn't mentioned it to me.....

 

We (my locality) had this issue at the mall. Turned out to be a side effect from a prescription the guy was on. The doc had the dose way off & was making the guy do some crazy 'sh*t'. The guy is absolutely 'normal' functioning now w/ proper dosing, no more poop art at the mall since. People forget medicine is not all science, it's some art/guess work too.

 

When I brought my canoe home I loaded it like that. Only had to bring it 6 blocks, tied it 6 ways to sunday & was nervous as heck it wouldn't make it home. It's way longer than the bed, intended for 2 but plenty left over for a 3rd. Since then, I have a strap on cross bar I fasten to the roof of the truck & one of those "L" shaped things goes into the trailer hitch so the canoe can go from roof to rear cross bar standing firmly at attention from the rear receiver.

(that was fun to write - LOL)

 

I would beat him with a bear mace can after discharging it on his pupils

 

My truck doesn’t need a chip. So no.

 

ah - an Evil lord creation.