10k down toilet thanks 2 AutoZone

Jim LE 1301 · Feb 19, 2023

landphil said: ↑

Now that is a throne fit for a royal flush.
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AGTundra · Feb 19, 2023

Tardy …but diggin this party!

hainesfive · Feb 19, 2023

Only here for the comments, spot on guys

Black Wolf · Feb 19, 2023

TXRailRoadBandit73 said: ↑

I'll be happy to answer any questions you have at this very moment..... With ZERO F's given
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I need some new wiper blades.

TXRailRoadBandit73 · Feb 19, 2023

Black Wolf said: ↑

I need some new wiper blades.
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And?????? lol

centex · Feb 19, 2023

Black Wolf said: ↑

I need some new wiper blades.
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What color is the interior of the vehicle?

Retired...finally · Feb 19, 2023

centex said: ↑

What color is the interior of the vehicle?
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Currently it's the very limited edition, Charcoal Black.

1794TX · Feb 19, 2023

Cthulhu said: ↑

Inaccurate. That lower left pic (1.8MB) in the screenshot looks like a .22 short round. That dried up black stuff is dried coagulated blood infested with human gastrointestinal tapeworms. He bought the truck from someone who had murdered an individual in the truck, and while working on the truck for him, Auto Zone found the blood and called the police. The truck was impounded, to be used for evidence for a future conviction, but the police did fortunately clear the OP as a suspect. So, OP is out $10K for the purchase of the truck and time spent in police custody, and he's pissed at Auto Zone.

That's the story those pics tell me...
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ZappBrannigan said: ↑

Ok so I think I figured out the cryptic message.

First he saw the cocaine bear trailer while watching the Chiefs hold the Eagles heads under water until the bubbles stopped.

Then, he said to himself, I bet I could get some serious online cred if I could capture a real bear and get it nice and coked up. So what he did was, he got a rhinoceros tranquilizer and tranqed a black bear. Are you with me? It was raining though so he put the bear in the cab.

He didn’t really know where to get cocaine so he simply went to where he saw the most cracked out people working on their cars int he parking lot, no not Walmart, too obvious think lower! That’s right, Autozone! So he went to stake out an autozone parking lot and waited for the coke dealers to show up.

He then realized that he forgot his phone charger and it was low from watching (explative) on his phone while waiting.

Then he decided to go into autozone and get a new charger. Unfortunately this had been a drinking fueled plan to begin with and he stupidly told his plan to kid working the counter. the manager at auto zone called the cops but not before verifying his story.

So the manager of autozone opens the door to the truck and BAM there’s a giant bleeping bear in there! He slams the door quickly catching the bears foot. The bear violently wakes up and proceeds to destroy the inside of the truck. Not only that but he drops that big hairy dump on the passenger seat.

Then our man here gets arrested and had to make bail. 10k later here we are with this post a pile of bear shit and 10k down the drain.

moral of the story, don’t drink and drive kids.

Certainly don’t drink and plan shenanigans either.

maybe it was stay away from autozone. I dunno if there’s a moral here, eff it.
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I think he just missed a comma. He's spent $10k, and he's showing off the fancy truck he got for his money. He also had Auto Zone look it over, and they installed a toilet for free. Evidence is the tool they left on the side of the bed, which they used to install the toilet. All the other pics are food porn.

landphil · Feb 19, 2023

So Joe, @Tundra75m , what’s the story here? Was that a seat heating pad?

KNABORES · Feb 19, 2023

landphil said: ↑

So Joe, @Tundra75m , what’s the story here? Was that a seat heating pad?
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The world will never know

landphil · Feb 19, 2023

KNABORES said: ↑

The world will never know
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Wallygator · Feb 19, 2023

I still think it was Venom. I mean you can clearly see he left some of himself behind. DONT TOUCH IT!!

TXRailRoadBandit73 · Feb 28, 2023

Welcome to AutoZone! How may I help you?

CodyP · Feb 19, 2023

Wowie this party is hoppin’!

MisterE · Feb 19, 2023

TXRailRoadBandit73 said: ↑

Welcome to AutoZone! How many I help you?
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I think I solved the problem, you're not Hablo'ing the Español to him. I can take over if you want. We always put the customer first.

Edit: Zoners unite!

CodyP · Feb 19, 2023

Ya know if truth be told I don’t care much for Autozone. My local guys are annoying and unhelpful. I’m more of an O’Reiley’s guy myself

Baja Mike · Feb 19, 2023

To OP....

con·text

the circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed

Zoso · Feb 20, 2023

And still we wait.

Booney · Feb 20, 2023

landphil · Feb 28, 2023

Mr Badwrench · Feb 28, 2023

Well dad gum it, auto zone.

TXRailRoadBandit73 · Feb 28, 2023

Mr Badwrench said: ↑

Well dad gum it, auto zone.
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