1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

No Good²

 

Green Ford?

Verbally said "NG-squared." For not good. The number goes up by how fucked it is.

The 2% is an inside joke but I like the optimism.

 

Some surface rust was showing through, so she started decorating the hood and fender with silver flowers.

 

at that level, it's called light patina

 

that truck was bought in shiner new, back when they stamped the bumper. I bought it from my neighbors step dad when i got the zx6r.



cats live in it.

 

2% milk

 

I ordered a new hat before I realized I'd be in the squeeze.


The girl gave me this hat 6 years ago when I met her. I've worn it everywhere, everyday.

 

Soak in cold Oxyclean for the one on the right with mild agitation would probably work wonders. It's what I use on all my caps. Just don't use hot water, it'll fade the hat. I'll run mine thru the wash after, in a pinch.

 

I’ll need to try this sometime. I’ve already destroyed one of my Red Sox caps that way.

I only wish the hat was impervious to sun screen. That seems to permanently discolor the sweatband on the inside of the hat.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am2EyMM0IAY

 

I just wish I could find a fitted hat that wasn't the stupid shit these teenagers wear.

 

Naur. The dirt was part of the plan. Some of my real early videos on my channel show me wearing that hat shortly after it was new.

 

Like what?

 

Does it stink? It's looks like it stinks lol

 

A regular hat that doesn't stick 3" above my heat with a flat bill and stupid ass stickers all over the bill. Just a normal, 7 1/4" fitted hat. They're almost impossible to find.

 

Like a plain hat with no logos? Have you checked Lid's?

Growing up in a time where Nu Metal was king, I only knew about fitted hats because of Fred Durst. I had a nice fitted UT hat and later a flexfit Famous Star and Straps hat. By the time I was in Jr. high and high school, if you had an adjustable hat, you were considered to be lame.

 

I took a quick look for Longhorn and Ranger hats and you’re right. There are a few with adjustable straps but none that I can find that are fitted.

 

I also strongly prefer fitted ball caps... the best have the adjustable strip hidden within fabric, with a small bucket adjustment-- not the little raised plastic braille tabs.

I can't stand the way flat billed caps look (especially on women, but I don't honk most men look good in 'em either) ... and I a *really* don't like the latest trend (no choice) of incorporating mesh. Uh, some of us wear a hat for sun protection; how 'bout we preserve that?!

 

Flexfit Men's Athletic Baseball Fitted Cap

$14 Flexfit Men's Athletic Baseball Fitted Cap (Adult XXL (7 5/8" - 8"), Dark Navy)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YRZWFRV

 

No stink.

 

It's all about the sombrero

 

All I wear, have about 10.

 

I get about 1 a month because I thrash them so bad. I just noticed the 2/3 packs in some sizes

 

Im not picky when it comes to having a fitted cap or not since I buy the ones with cloth adjustable straps and never really change it. Probably because I’m mostly buying Red Sox caps and it’s generally cheaper than a fitted and on sale occasionally.

 

Logos are fine. Lids almost exclusively carries the stupid teenager hats now.

That's what I have now. The flexfit squeezes my melon cause the L/XL is too big, and the M/L is too small.

 

My latest offer from Marketplace was someone asking if I would trade for a 97 Chevy S10. Another guy offered me his 33 year old Yamaha dirt bike. One dude named Habibi simply said "dirt bike" and despite me asking, would not tell me what kind. Simply said "gas".

My friend told me he was once selling a jet ski and someone sent him a picture of their giant pet python and asked if they would trade.

If there is a hell, it will involve me stuck in endless Marketplace negotiations.

 

Yeah, I'm in the same boat as you, either too big or too small. Never a snug, comfortable fit. As stupid as this sounds, the most comfortable hat I've ever found is the Home Depot- branded Pennington hats, but the velcro strap one, not snapback ones, which I hate. I can't stand having a plastic strap digging into my head. I had a search setup on fleaBay for a long time and just snatched up a dozen or two. They're mesh up top, but not the typical mesh you find on trucker hats, which I guess are out of favor these days due to hatheads taking over the market with the bullshit flatbill tallboy hats. I shave my head, I don't need 4" of air over my dome.

Those are the kind of people I like to mess with.

 

I'll trade you 5 cats and an electric pressure washer.

 

"pressure washer worked great last time I used it, might need a new hose and some washres though. Think it's got a fuse problem or something. And one of the cats is just fat, it's not pregnant though. My mom is wrong."