Guys I can't poo

It's been 2 days and I didn't poo

 

Get some albanese sugar free gummy bears
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2755...e-Gummy-Bears-Will-Have-You-In-Tears-Laughing

 

Grab a pencil and paper and work it out just like arithmetic!

 

These reviews are HILARIOUS.....

 

Hit up Taco Bell

 

2 bottles of mag citrate and a seat belt for the toilet.

 

Coffee and nicotine used to work wonders back in the day

 

Can't say much about the nicotine but coffee does it for me.

 

I think that’s number 1

 

Cucumber. Do it.

 

Psyllium fiber for the win.

 

You're fulla shit.

 

Liverwurst, horse radish and red onions
Warm up the baby wipes

 

I'm not kidding. Only funny air comes out. I feel like I'm a little bloated and sort of weak.

I drink coffee Pete's dark from Sam's kkups. I'm going to go eat something again to see if brute force pushes something out. I dunno

 

Are you outdoors? Camping?
Some people get bound up and can't go when away from home.
Eating differently the last 2 days?
Not drinking enough water?
Is there a store around where you can find some miralax or prune juice?

 

I know. Still have to check.

 

Prune juice with a large slab of butter. Nuked in microwave for 1 minute. Works Everytime a doc refuses to order a laxative in the hospital setting.

 

Dulcolax and drive to a place with no restroom facilities. God has a sense of humor.

 

"some"
how about 5 lbs?

 

I take twice daily psyllium caps. It’s honestly helped out a ton.

 

Mag Citrate should do it just pretend it's 7up, or use the old concoction we used in the hospital: 8 oz of room temp prune juice, mixed with 30c of MIlk of Magnesia, and 6 Ducolax tabs crushed and mixed in. As I used to say when I was an RN "Most people have dramatic results". If that doesn't do it then you have to go to the old Triple H enema: High , hot, and hard. I recommend the first option.

 

Won't the Cucumber just push it in further?

 

Quit playing that Alien Isolation game - it's got you all puckered up!

Try Sonic Tater Tots - those bastards are like depth charges. Then get on a 3 tbs a day Metamucil schedule.

 

I was thinking more like he plugged himself up hypermiling the tundra again... gotta let that shit go

 

What a shitty situation