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Tundras live: Dad jokes whether you like them or not (TLDR)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    I'm not a fan but supposedly some people think he's a great guitarist.
     
  2. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:52 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, 6 lug enthusiast

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    :anonymous:
     
  3. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:53 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I've not seen these, but I'll try anything once (within reason ;))...
     
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  4. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:54 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    I've only ever seen one squirrel in my neighborhood and he was floating in my water barrel.
     
  5. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:56 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Not a coffee guy but I can imagine that would be a pretty good mix.
     
  6. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:56 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    Just to borrow, please. Don't worry, I'll return it.

    The ones in my neighbourhood are apparently only interested in birds. Mrs Punishment watched one drop a live mouse on our driveway a while back and just look at it as it ran away.
     
  7. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:57 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    The dude was weird as hell but very talented.
     
  8. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:57 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    Knock on wood. I have four traps in my truck and they're still set with peanut butter undisturbed a week later.
     
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  9. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:58 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Your spellcheck is all fucked up.
     
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  10. Nov 2, 2023 at 7:59 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh? :canada:
     
  11. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:00 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 SpaceX Director Staff Member

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    Looks like the cookie ones they have. I still prefer PB and Peanut
     
  12. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:00 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I think you got hacked by an Anglo-Saxon.
     
  13. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:02 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 SpaceX Director Staff Member

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    Looks like their caramel ones. Wasn’t a huge fan, but I would try the coffee ones too. @GODZILLA are you allowed to have coffee flavored things?
    It’s a Canadian thing :D
     
  14. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:02 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    You obviously haven't had one and so your opinion doesn't matter.

     
  15. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:03 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Introverted Troglodyte

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    Not if coffee is an ingredient. Usually is if it's coffee flavored.
     
  16. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:03 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 SpaceX Director Staff Member

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    Not knocking it. I’m a M&M guy. I usually eat 3/4 of the family sharing size each sat night as is
     
  17. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:03 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    I had one get into my center console also before I did the screen mod, chewed up a roll of paper towels I had in there.
     
  18. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:04 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    I can respect that.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    No takesie backsies. Once I drop him off, he's yours
     
  21. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:05 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    I’ll bring a sack when we meet
     
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  22. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    Luckily my paper towels were intact but he chewed some Kleenex and the cloth I use to keep from scratching my centre caps when I take my summer wheels off
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    Hope he likes eating mice and small dogs and living outside.
     
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    Saturday night* (usually it’s the mixed one)
    But I could do it each night, I just don’t so I can maintain my girlish figure :D
     
  25. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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    That's basically what he does here. Well, that and destroy my door weatherstripping demanding to be let in so he can puke on my carpet.
     
  26. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:08 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    You and me both, sista! My problem is once I have a little bit of sugar, I can't stop until we run out or I pass out.
     
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    As long as it’s not this sack I’m good

    upload_2023-11-2_21-8-57.jpg
     
  28. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:09 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate *Not a Ubangy

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    Are you still talking about M&M's? :monocle:
     
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    It’s rough! I also have that in combo with usually 6 M&M / cookie dough cookies from the oven
     
  30. Nov 2, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, 6 lug enthusiast

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    My sack will be more glorious than that
     

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