Toyomafia - Clubhouse. Remember the secret knock.

You got a glitter bear. Very rare

 

I haven’t even been to the strip club! I’ll make sure my kids don’t touch it.

 

I’ve gotten mail from this offshore return address before, but other shenanigans were definitely involved, I love it!

 

Come on down south. We can change that.

 

Hahah I’ve been to them before(last one was actually with mama bear)

never seen a glitter bear before, it has strip club written all over it

 

Last time I was in Florida I went, I mean a friend told me he went to a strip club and they didn't serve booze, but it was full nude. So good and bad I guess.

 

Most states have that in their statutes (or at least that's what Santa has heard through the elf vine )

full nude = no alcohol; probably to keep the girls a little safer..

 

My friend said he was disappointed at first because he was really craving a beer, but ended up staying for quite a while anyways.

 

Question...

When you're getting ready to go out for the night either to spread some Holiday cheer or hit the strip club (for Santa's naughty children), what do you use for 'walk-up' music right before you head out???

This is Santa's go to (Ice Cube's Late Night Hour) prior to hopping in the sleigh and spending the night out tossing presents...


https://youtu.be/0CWM3RQc-WI

 

Depends....I got some things I like to listen to to get me pumped up. Lately, dubstep has had some stuff to get me pumped before a gym session, wash the vehicles, or just a wake up.
I was gonna post a song from YT, then seeing the video the first time realized it prob wouldn't pass as ok on this site
Look up at your own discretion....but the song has gotten me running a faster pace a few times "I admit it" by ZHU ft 24kGoldn
Or a steady "walkup" song
https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc?si=x1b0VOpjpuhKvH8u

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

 

Depends on the mood…could really be anything from rock to rap.

We did a training burn once and I cranked up Hendrix and the Ohio Players.

 

except Oregon...

 

And Miami. Not really my thing nowadays the internet is cheaper and the beer is better

 

Was it not BYOB?

Full nude in Dallas are BYOB, but they charge a shitload for ice (for the beer) and set ups (mixers for drinks)..
Then the regular (cover your cunny) titty bars that serve are $10 beers and $15 mixed drinks.
At least it was that way the last time I frequented these heathen establishments, probably in 1996 or so.

I was actually at the grand opening of The Clubhouse back in the day.
My GF at the time got a job there, she was dancing at Legends in Arlington before that.
When it opened is was co-owned by three-fourths of Pantera, both Abbott brothers, Dimebag Darrell and Vinnie Paul.
One of Dallas' first all-nude clubs and BYOB.
Two-storied building, shower dances, girls painting each other, private rooms, and plenty of pierced privates..

Bare Assets – Texas Monthly

It was about that time then Dallas Mayor Laura Miller created the 5 foot rule.
That a 'patron' had to keep a 5' distance from a dancer at all times.
That ended the good ole days of motorboating at the strip clubs.
She also introduced Dallas' smoking ban, which I was against even though I didn't smoke, but I'm very thankful for these days.


In the end (get it?) I actually preferred the non-all-nude.
Have a $10 beer with your buds and look at that special someone (with her snatch barely covered) that left a little bit to the imagination..

Ah, the good ole days...

 

or you can cross the southern border where the underage dancers squat on your corona bottle cuz there are no rules

 

Posting for a friend.......

 

Ew.

 

Yeah, @RUSTYNUTS needs to change his screen name to "ITCHYLIPS" or "TUNAMOUTH".

 

.... or "SORENUTS"

 

Also catch a donkey show and who knows what else

 

Or the magic show where they make a stack of pesos disappear

 

Suddenly I feel like I have lived a very sheltered life and might be afraid to know what lies outside of our walls...

 

Birthday gift from my coworker


Not a huge whiskey drinker, but I'm gonna give it a try.
Also, goes well with a Christmas gift I received a couple years ago...


Thanks @Explorer !

 

CONGRATS Eagle Scout

 

Knowing my love of metal, my son has gifted me both Metallica's Blackened and Slipknot's whiskey. I much preferred Slipknots. but Blackened was pretty decent too.