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Tundras live: Dad jokes whether you like them or not (TLDR)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    GODZILLA

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    Nice. Always good to be surprised by grocer deli food.
     
  2. Feb 9, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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    Yep, same here
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Was she hot?
     
  5. Feb 9, 2024 at 6:13 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    People have birthday sex to celebrate their parents having sex 9+months prior to their birth.

    Or in my case (both times), me getting stupid drunk.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Put me in coach! Staff Member

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    She had like 9 teeth lol. Super nice and friendly though
     
  8. Feb 9, 2024 at 7:06 PM
    GODZILLA

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    So Tyler found himself a gummer. Good for you buddy. We don't judge. :thumbsup:
     
  9. Feb 9, 2024 at 7:34 PM
    T-Rex266

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    So ur saying there’s a chance
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Sent this to the wife. She was “yeah, that’s not new. Knew some ladies at fitness club that did that”

    She worked there 25ish years ago.
     
  11. Feb 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
    GODZILLA

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    And there are dipshits that drink their own urine too. People are disgusting.
     
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  13. Feb 9, 2024 at 8:05 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Was battery powered or rechargeable???

    ...or was it a plug in model :rofl:
     
  14. Feb 9, 2024 at 8:07 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm pretty sure we've all gone slummin' at one point or another :laugh:
     
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  15. Feb 9, 2024 at 8:13 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Aren't they all "plug in" models?
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    The local Brookshire's has the best fried chicken in town.
    You just have to get it within an hour of them cooking it...:eek2:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Nope. Got out of the game before hitting that level.
     
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    You have no idea.....
    15 years between my first and current/last marriage...:cool:

     
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    I showed my wife yesterday and she said “that’s fucking disgusting”
     
  21. Feb 9, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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    Whoa. :eek2:o_O
     
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    One time many many moons ago, I was attending a wedding out of state. Was with my crew and we started drinking Jack with our breakfast and never stopped, and this would prove to be a huge mistake in my opinion. I fulfilled many a mans fantasy I think by bedding blond twins, problem was, their combined weight was more than all the girls I was ever with in total to that point in my life. Very happy this happened in the age of no I-Phones or internet, as this could be embarrassing if this ever got out. :anonymous:
     
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    She wasn't even fazed by it! Old news :laugh:
     
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    Umm... what happened to her ass? She's missing half of it!
    :annoyed:
     
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    More of them looked like this.
    Not that there is anything wrong with that...
    I really wasn't very picky in those glory days...:cool:

     
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    That's better, more my style. :hattip:
     
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    Calm down, Mixalot.
     

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