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Tundras live: Dad jokes whether you like them or not (TLDR)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    All the way down the pinstripes on both sides? :rofl:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Put me in coach! Staff Member

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    Pinstripes never hurt anyone :D only thing I worry about is bare metal
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Seems about on par with what I'm seeing. You don't get below $40K without being at or above 50K miles. Breaks my brain and my heart, because I got mine new in 2019 for $41,XXX.
     
  4. Jul 17, 2024 at 11:20 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW SSEM #82 RGBA #4 “That Guy” Vendor?

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    That is honestly one of my key considerations when picking a vehicle color.
    :anonymous:
     
  5. Jul 17, 2024 at 11:37 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I paid around $57k pesos for my '22 brand new with extended warranty.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    We prefer the term “dirty”…:D:mudding:
     
  7. Jul 17, 2024 at 12:37 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Introverted Troglodyte

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  8. Jul 17, 2024 at 12:44 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Oof…I need a bag of ice now. Having painful flashbacks of 8th grade math class
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Introverted Troglodyte

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    Had a teach that looked like her?
     
  10. Jul 17, 2024 at 1:08 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    Freshman English Lit in my case....
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Nope...was just a boring class with a fugly teacher so my thoughts would drift off and suddenly I was fighting a...
     
  13. Jul 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    My English Lit teacher was new in town, young, single, and wore short miniskirts. Small town. Parents finally got wind of that. Teacher was canned. Damnit!
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I wore sweat pants to school in 7th grade once.

    once.
     
  15. Jul 17, 2024 at 2:38 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Bigfoot Hunter, Sasquatch too, but not Yeti

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    Heck, that's business casual for Gen Z's
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Introverted Troglodyte

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    Wait... are you young enough that you were in 8th grade and Gina Carano was a hotty?! Am I older than you?
     
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    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    I had a young (22+/-) Hispanic algebra teacher my sophomore year in high school. She wore short skirts and was smoking hot! I spanked her backside one day as she walked by and she sent me to the dean. Instead, I went to a counselor and sang a good song about being miserable and mistreated. I got off with just picking up trash after school for a week. I have no doubt that dean would have had me suspended or worse…:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    And the messed up part is if she had given you what you wanted, she'd be locked up and on a list.
     
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    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Yeah, right? Teenage boys need comfort too!
     
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    Bprose

    Bprose Old member

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    Nah, maybe fired and probation. She was a teacher, teaching. If it was a male teacher, yes, locked up.
    So, we’ve talked about teacher crushes, how about horrible teachers.
    In 10th grade my algebra teacher totally changed my view on school. Math came easy, teach called me up to solve problem on chalk board (yes, chalk board). Solved it without showing my work. Teach said I was wrong. Other kid got same answer but showed work. Got praise from teach.
    Learned a lifelong lesson about institutions.
    History teacher was cute though
     
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    Tired from tearing apart a large stuffed animal in the loft

     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 SpaceX Director Staff Member

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    Needed it because uhhhh to replace the anode rod in the water heater this weekend (wife and kids will be out of state so something to do) and I can only have Milwaukee, not something cheaper of course
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Of course. :rofl:
     
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    You are way younger than me. Is that who the picture was? I don’t know her name. It just made me feel young again. But I was at work with ugly people on a “lunch-n-learn” call with a dork rambling about a mathematical equation to help predict how an idiot pilot will react during an emergency. :pccoffee:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Lol
     
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    NWPirate *Not a Ubangy

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    Did you make it out to T-Mobile park today? ;)
     
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    And that is if my shoulder allows me too…it’s acting up like a disobedient step child again…sent a message to the surgeon.
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    had it comin if you ask me.
     

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