Tundras live: Dad jokes not allowed and IPA drinkers shunned and hair metal kicks ass

That's why we love you, even with your stupid ugly truck.

 

You know, I tried to get something that wasn't MGM but that's all they make these days. Just boring bleh colors.

 

Just kidding brother, you know we all wish you the best with your new rig. I personally like the color.

 

Oh, I know. We all hope that everyone's vehicles work well. Even the tender 3G owners like @Outbound or the EV cultist like @nobodyintexas and @T-Rex266 because we hate to see anyone have car problems.









You're eye's must be going. MGM is awful.

 

I like the Space White Metallic.
You could of gone with the Raptor and the 803A package for only a few bucks more than yours..

 

You pick up the difference and I'll go pick it up this set of days off.

 

Pretty sure you're not suppose to be using 50lb dumbbells for your first round of PT

 

Your insults mean nothing to me, I know what you drive.

 

Yeah, a V8.

 

Do flats count in the car problems equation?

i drove the Tesla without shoes on last night and man its nice to feel the responsiveness of a real ev

you know how the tundra has a non linear gas pedal? The Tesla does not. Or maybe that’s the plaid setting?

reliable? That’s been our 2015 4Runner

 

why can't Ferd put the RaptorR engine in a 4wd Lariat F150?

nobody wants all that silly offroad crap on a pavement princess.

that would sell like hotcakes.

If they made that pkg...i would drive it wearing flip-flops.

 

That's why. The EPA and Cali have made it so high selling stuff can't have low MPG.

 

<sitting here waiting for the Chevron deference case to take affect>

EPA....now I'm all lathered up.


Cali?
isn't that the state that is going to give certain non-citizens up to $150k to buy a new home...but citizens don't qualify?

that state?

 

Aren't we all.

 

Oh yeah, my skin had to thicken just a little in that room

 

You THINK you thickened up. You should tell them you're trading your 1GT to get a 5.7 and watch what happens.

 

Oh yeah, pretty loyal to the 1stGen. I would have to leave the homeland for good if I ever did that. I've witnessed just a little of that brutality hahaha.

 

one of the few things in life that gets me balled up is when someone else tells me what I "need".

we have allowed ourselves to be minions for decades.

In rebellion,
I will drive the '34 Ford all weekend.
the electric choke is broke,
it runs rich,
and should properly black smoke the nearby environment sufficiently.

 

Next time try driving it in flip flops.

 

for compoundingly synergistic efficiency of all of the above

I will drive the '34 in flip flops.

so, if you see a husky old dude with ankle tan lines driving a hot rod....pay him no mind.

just smile and wave.

 

Do you wear white socks w/your flip flops or do you roll w/full on piggy display???

...asking for a friend

 

this should have went without saying....


socks and flip-flops are a sacrilege.

and if you wear Birkenstocks, you mean nothing to me.

crocs as well.


buncha lazy bastards.

 

When I'm wearing socks and have to duck outside for something for a second, I'll generally throw my flip flops on to bother my wife.

 

So you do wear flip flops?

 

That is not the word they are using in the headlines but nucking futz if you ask me. I do even want to discuss what I have to go through for financing a new build but giving $150K to someone because… GRRRRR

 

if it passes....it will blow up the housing market in CA...in a very bad way.

hunker down.

 

We are not surprised.