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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Poems, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    More loot.

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  2. Apr 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just grind your own at a local whole foods, sprouts or something similar
     
  3. Apr 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Si.
     
  4. Apr 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Good solid hair pull maybe :notsure:
     
  5. Apr 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I'll never take offense at being called a smartass.
    A dumbass on the other hand.....
     
  6. Apr 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Today folks....today....today marks 20 years of marriage with my first wife.
     
  7. Apr 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Do we need to define this?

    Maybe not. Never mind.
     
  8. Apr 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    It's now a museum ship here.
     
  9. Apr 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    So you're telling me the internet isn't a good place to cite a reference for my senior thesis? Well Jiminy Crickets.
     
  10. Apr 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS
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    That is an accomplishment these days.

     
  11. Apr 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Very true.
     
  12. Apr 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
    IMXPLRN

    IMXPLRN New Member

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    You say first wife, so not sure if that's a congrats or not.
     
  13. Apr 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :smack:

    He's still married to his first wife :laugh:
     
  14. Apr 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    That's a long time to be keeping an ex-girlfriend around...







    Congrats to you, AND her! She's gotta be patient AF with your OCD. Lol
     
  15. Apr 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    If it weren't on the east coast I'd love to check it out. If I have to deal with that kind of "climate" I think I'd rather take a trip to pearl harbor and see the ones there.
     
  16. Apr 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I also picked up a new little desk ornament.

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Strange colors on that T-Rex
     
  18. Apr 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    No cream cheese of any kind at the Kirkland Costco.
     
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  19. Apr 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    The blue changes colors based on the light. Looks green from some angles.

    Edit: I'm retarded. He's blue on his left side and green on his right. :oops:
     
  20. Apr 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I haven't been. While working in the industry, visiting a navy vessel on my day off didn't seem appealing. Now I'll probably make it a point to visit.
     
  21. Apr 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    She’s extremely patient with me, in general. It’s unreal lol
     
  22. Apr 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Allowed
     
  23. Apr 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I love introducing her to people as my first wife. Gets looks and laughs
     
  24. Apr 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Congrats on 20! Anything special planned to mark the occasion?

    Consider yourself lucky. Doesn't taste anything like proper cream cheese.
     
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  25. Apr 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Would
     
  27. Apr 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Damn, y'all been busy while I was stuck in the office serving the idi.., I mean citizens of AZ. So, catching up, is the current topic peanut butter, cream cheese, the Mexican language, or the amazing fact that @T-Rex266 's wife hasn't killed him yet?
     
  28. Apr 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ya $130 on roses and going and going to UT this month - she loves that state lol
     
  29. Apr 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
    Beach Toy

    Beach Toy New Member

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    That would be yes
     
  30. Apr 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes
     

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