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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 6, 2018 at 6:06 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Good morning Bryan. :wave:
     
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  2. Oct 6, 2018 at 6:18 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Yum
     
  3. Oct 6, 2018 at 6:23 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good morning Tundra Breakfast Club....................upload_2018-10-6_7-23-49.jpg
     
  4. Oct 6, 2018 at 6:49 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning
     
  5. Oct 6, 2018 at 6:50 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Last day for the part-time! Man! 38 hrs will be clocked in, then tomorrow hit road for railroad back to Arkansas again
     
  6. Oct 6, 2018 at 6:51 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    She's a Yum, but she's a but-her-face
     
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  7. Oct 6, 2018 at 7:24 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    What's wrong with her face?
     
  8. Oct 6, 2018 at 7:30 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Beggars can’t be choosers
     
  9. Oct 6, 2018 at 7:30 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Not much I reckon
     
  10. Oct 6, 2018 at 7:35 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I didn't even notice...................
     
  11. Oct 6, 2018 at 7:38 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
     
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  12. Oct 6, 2018 at 7:39 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    It's a but her face or stank face
     
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  13. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:13 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    CFFBCE0B-48F7-4ACB-AB5B-3899D686E257.jpg

    Low profile tires... not my cup of tea on a truck
     
  14. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:15 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    For what it's worth, Ford owners aren't the brightest halogens in the cab.
     
  15. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:16 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :rofl:
     
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  16. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:20 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Just saw the owner of the Ford with lo pros, explains everything, he looks like a Sasquatch

    :eek:
     
  17. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:25 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Perfect for Hot Wheel toy tracks though................................:burnrubber:
     
  18. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:33 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Morning.

    We discovered we're out of coffee.

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:37 AM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    That's like a three day trip for provisions and supplies for you way up there, isn't it?
     
  20. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:47 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  21. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:47 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    No whiskey and cheezies left?
     
  22. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:49 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    What did you post? I can't see anything either now.............upload_2018-10-6_9-49-27.jpg
     
  23. Oct 6, 2018 at 9:01 AM
    DecalsByDesign

    DecalsByDesign Vinyl Connoisseur

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    both my arms work. just shooting pain in my shoulder. Thanks for making me look good tho :cool:
     
  24. Oct 6, 2018 at 9:03 AM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    Heck ya

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  25. Oct 6, 2018 at 9:04 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  26. Oct 6, 2018 at 9:17 AM
    Outbound

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    Sure feels like it when you have to make the trip without the first morning cup of black gold...

    Whiskey yes. Cheezies no. I don't like cheezies.



    The world may continue on with it's day now. I went out and grabbed a cup of coffee and a danish.
     
  27. Oct 6, 2018 at 1:07 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    So tired....
     
  28. Oct 6, 2018 at 1:45 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Lol met with @Areith762 last night. I came home around 1a. I know those feels.
     
  29. Oct 6, 2018 at 1:45 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Me too, worked 2 extra hours, tomorrow head out Railroad
     
  30. Oct 6, 2018 at 1:47 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I haven’t had a day off in 3 weeks. Next weekend I’m taking off me thinks.
     

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