Toyomafia - The Clubhouse. Pull up a seat and grab a beer.

you all know how we roll.

 

That we do.

 

dont mess with Dale

 

This is so metal.

 

I also feel like it might cause other accidents as well, like moths to a light, or intoxicated drivers, but I’m all for the light show!

 

I’m sure they were demons to some at the beginning

 

No exactly!!! I would freak out!!!!
I’m always watching for wildlife, so I look for irregularities, but that’s a little beyond a far fetched dream!

 

Feel better Ray.

 

Oh my God! I'm sorry!

I can't do anything in my eyeballs! A metal shard? He'll no!

Get better, Man! I hope the double vision thing gets better. I would think that is an unusual occurrence with that surgery.

 

Yeah, I am going to see the ophthalmologist Wednesday. We will see what happens.

 

Damn, Joel. @TaquitoBandito do you have any kind of local news reporter that might want a story of lazy bureaucrats? Might get some fires lit if they keep dragging their feet.

 

You know, if you'd quit playing with it then your vision might have a chance to recover.

 

I "see" what you did there.

 

My grandson was maybe 3 years old and we were having a picnic down by the creek. He kept sticking his hand down his pants and grandma says, “Colter, quit playing with it!)
He replied, “I’m not playing with it, I’m pulling on it.
True Story

 

^That's a prime idea.
Also this, if you haven't already

 

For your uniform:
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Kind of a beacon for predators too.

 

https://youtu.be/XukkzhzcKOI

 

Thanks - I just filled out the FTC complaint and I'm not too excited about it. Here's what it says when you are done:

• Your report will help us in our efforts to protect all consumers. Thank You!
• We can't resolve your individual report, but we use reports to investigate and bring cases against fraud, scams, and bad business practices.
• We share your report with our law enforcement partners who also use reports to investigate and bring cases against fraud, scams, and bad business practices.
• We use reports to spot trends, educate the public, and provide data about what is happening in your community. You can check out what is going on in your state and metro area by visiting ftc.gov/exploredata.
• Investigations and cases do take time, but when we bring cases, we try to get money back for people. Check out ftc.gov/refunds to see recent FTC cases that resulted in refunds.

 

so - - "we're only going to cherry pick the cases that look juicy and newsworthy to prosecute", and "we're going to use your info to build a chart we can use when we argue that juicy newsworthy case"

bureaucracy at its finest. Sorry I sent you on a goose chase.

 

@teq

The most dangerous animal in Finland is a moose.
Few bears out there, but I think those antlers would offer up a fair defense.

 

At least you have the military experience to understand the true meaning of pencil pushing.

 

At least you tried with the FTC. I would still visit your DA's office.

 

It's okay - I've figured out a long time ago that I'm the fucking "Snowplow in the blizzard of life." I deal with all of the shit and seem to clear the roads behind me for everybody else. Clear skies, boys!!! Fuckers.

They also promote a "junk mail" link where you can put your address, pay $2 and you don't get certain junkmail for 10 years. I have lost faith in justice.

I appreciate you looking though.

 

He could always invite her over to see her new house, serve her a nice warm meal, let her tour the place and then tie her to a chair and cover her in fire ants.
That would be newsworthy.