Texas BS Thread

Can’t have boring waffles

 

What did someone say Waffle House.

Checking from. Dallas.

 

Do they have Texas shaped waffles?

 

Only for the out of state visitors in the Hotel stays Inn!!!!

 

My front yard still has a snow drift from 2 weeks ago.

 

This is stupid. It's so cold when the wind hits my face, my eyes instantly water up...

 

Texas just suddenly decides, oh, it’s gon be cold, then it’s, oh, perfect weather, then guess what, bring the heat. That’s why I love Texas, or at least one reason

 

Next week: 70s

 

I had to get my balaclava for the first time this year. The wind plus the cold has been brutal this week.

 

I usually take my coat off before I get into the truck but I kept that thing on the entire 40 min this morning. Carhartt with the sherpa lining.

 

Oh you guys. I've been wearing my long johns since Tuesday. It's been below freezing since then. Tomorrow is the first day it'll be above freezing.

 

I don't even have long johns.

 

Ive been wearing a rain type jacket unzipped. Not to cold at 0 degree wind chill.

 

More like the guy in the back!!!!!

 

I went and got a haircut and straight shave this morning. I walked out, and that wind hit me, I clenched up so hard that I could have crushed a beer can with my butt cheeks.

 

Full beer can or empty?

 

Yes

 

Found some CHEAP eggs at HEB!!!

But they taste like paper for some reason.....

 

Pretty sure I can post in a tx thread

 

Eggs probably came from some Chinese carbon copy chickens.

 

TX boys approve.