Custom plate ideas

I never like the idea of some dumb shit on my license plate until I saw a few that I thought were absolutely hilarious.
TinyD, lilpp, things like that. Now I want something along those lines, where do I check if it is taken or whatever and also, I am open to suggestions from yall.
Sit2P comes to mind. LOL.
I know there is some funny and creative people on here, lets here em.

 

Find out how your state creates license plates, go to that website, type in what you want your new plate to be, it should say if available or not. At least the website we use in Texas functions that way.

 

Along those lines, FNSIZPP

 

Ytn&sktn

Yeetin & skeetin

Damn. Too many letters

 

These are some I came up with quick.

ICUP - I see you pee

CMPSTN - Compensating

CRNHOL - Cornhole

SIZMTRS = Size matters

LILDIPR - Lil dipper

SMLCK - Small cock

LILRSTR - Lil rooster

DIPSTIK - Self explanatory

FUNSIZ - Self explanatory

BUTHRT - Butthurt

Bottom - Self explanatory

BENDVR/BNDOVR - Bend over

SKNDEP - Skin deep

TGHT1 - Tight one

Idk this is silly lol.
I stopped doing personalized plates because it's too easy for people to remember you and your vehicle for good and bad things.
As it is I need to get rid of my Gadsden flag plate, but I love the yellow offset on my white truck
And Rattlesnakes are cool