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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Poems, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 6, 2018 at 1:48 PM
    poheller

    poheller 2018 Platinum

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    Wake up Bree

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  2. Oct 6, 2018 at 1:55 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Daughter’s college is playing at NRG Stadium today, so she got to perform on an NFL field. Pretty awesome.

    She’s in the pic somewhere:

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  3. Oct 6, 2018 at 2:00 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's pretty cool!
     
  4. Oct 6, 2018 at 2:09 PM
    Red Fox

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    Putting her to work today :thumbsup:

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  5. Oct 6, 2018 at 2:21 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Looks good to me.
     
  6. Oct 6, 2018 at 2:22 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Very nice.
    Proud papa.
     
  7. Oct 6, 2018 at 3:15 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I slept 4hours yesterday.....and not consecutively.....work sucked
     
  8. Oct 6, 2018 at 3:16 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek: but I need sleep so I don't get my ass kicked at work







    Why is Batman holding a ladies leg? Or is he getting kicked?






    Wait.....








    Is he getting lucky?????:eek2: lucky guy!:rofl:
     
  9. Oct 6, 2018 at 3:19 PM
    poheller

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    Like the way you think.
     
  10. Oct 6, 2018 at 4:12 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Little bit.
     
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  11. Oct 6, 2018 at 5:16 PM
    Inquiringone

    Inquiringone -Blue N Blac- an a little chrome

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    U can take the guy out of the garage, But U can’t take the garage out of the guy
    Not many yet, mostly stock.
    :oldglory:It’s fleet week in San Francisco:plane:

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  12. Oct 6, 2018 at 5:20 PM
    Inquiringone

    Inquiringone -Blue N Blac- an a little chrome

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    U can take the guy out of the garage, But U can’t take the garage out of the guy
    Not many yet, mostly stock.
  13. Oct 6, 2018 at 5:33 PM
    Inquiringone

    Inquiringone -Blue N Blac- an a little chrome

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    U can take the guy out of the garage, But U can’t take the garage out of the guy
    Not many yet, mostly stock.
  14. Oct 6, 2018 at 5:57 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Damn, that's a lot of targets.

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  15. Oct 6, 2018 at 6:14 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Is that a Yuengling on the tire? Lol
    Truck looks good.
     
  16. Oct 6, 2018 at 6:24 PM
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    Yep :rofl: not mine though. I was drinking a Yazoo once we got back.
     
  17. Oct 6, 2018 at 7:59 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Wife had to run out and get one of his autographed bottles

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  18. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:06 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Y ese loco es Mario López?
     
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  19. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:07 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Si señor
     
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  20. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:18 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Cool!
     
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  21. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:19 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Wish Tiffany Amber Thiessen would have been there :(
     
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  22. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:20 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Lol! No doubt eh!
     
  23. Oct 6, 2018 at 8:34 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Is that T-Rexy in the back?!?!?!???? :rofl:
     
  24. Oct 7, 2018 at 2:00 AM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now

    Thats a lot of Salvage work!

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  25. Oct 7, 2018 at 2:32 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Tundra Crew!
     
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  26. Oct 7, 2018 at 2:43 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Bryan
    What’s happening today
     
  27. Oct 7, 2018 at 2:45 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Ali
    No thanks guys I’ll stay on the water
     
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  28. Oct 7, 2018 at 2:47 AM
    Leo's first

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    Good morning Bree
     
  29. Oct 7, 2018 at 2:47 AM
    4x4_Angel

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    Morning everyone....I'm already exhausted.....tonight has been off the chain in my housing unit.....and the star of a migraine due to sinus'.....fml
     
  30. Oct 7, 2018 at 2:48 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Good morning Mike
     
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