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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:13 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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  2. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:16 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Today's agenda!angry-memejail-reason.jpg
     
  3. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:17 AM
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    Mahal kita Kuya
    Only every day! :rofl:
     
  4. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:17 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Hey Bree,had to deal with this years ago, I feel for you.
    We started spraying the kids hair with hairspray every day. Havent had to deal with it since. Google it, it may help!
     
  5. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:21 AM
    Pinay

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    Mahal kita Kuya

    Just the lice, not the kiddos!

     
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  6. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:41 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    :wave:
     
  7. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:52 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Denise! Need you to start dancing again this rain is getting so MFing old .
     
  8. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:52 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Alfie!
     
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  9. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:53 AM
    Lake.Life24

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    Good Morning everyone!!
     
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  10. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:53 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Monet!
     
  11. Nov 6, 2018 at 4:54 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Shawn!
     
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  12. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:04 AM
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    Morning Bryan! Still raining out your rain? It is absolutely pouring here
     
  13. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:06 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Lmao !!
    Have plans for dancing again this Thursday !!! :woot::yay:
    Hope the rain holds off till than!
     
  14. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:06 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It's kinda off and on but that's about all it's done around here lately.
     
  15. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:10 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Got these pictures yesterday when we where leaving Kalahari my son was giving some geese hell. LolIMG_20181105_160957503-EFFECTS.jpg IMG_20181105_160930126.jpg
     
  16. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:12 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Great pictures !!
    Kalahari is cool !!
     
  17. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:15 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Only one parent is doing something preventive when the other one does nothing. It's counterproductive. I use essential oils on my girls hair to keep them at Bay and they never seem to get it when they're with me but as soon as they take a shower their dad's house and rent it out of their hair and they go back to school it seems like they get it again. He doesn't seem to think that when one parent has lice at their house the other parent needs to totally and completely sanitize their house also.
    :yes:
     
  18. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:18 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Ah geez, sorry to hear that Bree
     
  19. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:25 AM
    Squatting Pigeon

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    Lice? Again?:mad:
     
  20. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:28 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    looks like they were enjoying themselves!
    :wave:
     
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  21. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:29 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    all good....I just keep doing what I can for my girls
     
  22. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:30 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    unfortunately. I'm calling the school
     
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  23. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:31 AM
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    Just tell them to burn it down and build a new one. It's not even lice season anymore!
     
  24. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:32 AM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Lice. :eek:

    In this day and age, I thought that was eradicated with scurvy...

    What do I know
     
  25. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:35 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    I wear boxer briefs young lady, you other the other hand.........well let's just leave that to inquiring minds
     
  26. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:36 AM
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  27. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:37 AM
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  28. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:37 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    YUM on the ladies in pic
     
  29. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:38 AM
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    No grumbles there!!
     
  30. Nov 6, 2018 at 5:39 AM
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