Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

You guys gonna share a bed? Who gets to be the big spoon?

 

I’ll be the big

 

Well shit, I was going to pay him for working but if that’s going on he’s working for free.

 

You'd make a great Texan Jim..
Lock and load..

 

I'll take the cash.

 

Busted

When the dog comes up to you at breakfast like "I want some" and Mom ask WTH ???

Then follows up with "Did you feed him table food?? " No

I quickly reminded her what a great cook she is ...

If it happens to fall into his dish as I walk away from the table , not " legally" Table food,

 

Everyone always talks about being the big spoon or the little spoon; how about step up and be the fork!!!!

 

I like to play spork. Start off disguised as a spoon, then not long later I'm forking away

 

Or.....

You fork the shit out of it until it turns to soup; then switch switch over to the big spoon... or soup ladle

 

there's already enough slurping sounds coming from our room

 

Starts off like a gripping slurping sound from the slippery friction then at some point it just turns into an all out case of stirring mac n cheese in a giant salad bowl...

 

The decisions I have today..... Thought of your picture when I looked up lol

 

I'm not understanding the dilemma here; just walk away and go spend your money on some quality beer or whiskey

 

But.... its BUUUUUUSSSCCCCHHH Heavy and latte, side by side on the pallets.... so tempting. lol.


All jokes aside, I basically quit drinking beer and rarely drink anymore. when I do its vodka or Bourbon. But I do love the marketing of beer companies.

 

Busch Light is the best cheap beer. Fight me.

 

Mich ultra is just Busch Light for rich people, prove me wrong.

 

I had a Mich Ultra at dinner the other night since none of the IPAs sounded good after sweating my ass off all day in the yard. It makes water seem like it has flavor.

 

Epic secondary use:
Decorate your Christmas tree with only blue lights and silver garland. Then sit back with your buddies and a couple of half-racks of Busch Light. As you empty a can, grab an ornament hook and hang it from the tree. When you’re all done, make a star out of the box to put on top.

 

Is that a picture of living in hell?

 

https://open.spotify.com/track/1dsW...&context=spotify:album:1MNlG8z5kcNISKEQPIRQHq

 

Beer is gross. Just ask the guy who puts ranch on his eggs.

@LarryDangerfield