Tundras live: Agree to disagree (a lesson in civility)

I shoveled shit when I was younger on the farm so that took care of my problem

 

Yep shoveling the sweets out of the bottom of grain bins and working in a slaughter house took care of any gag reflex for me

 

LMFAO! That's so damn funny.

 

I disagree.

 

It is pretty funny but I didn't want to rub it in

 

Did you wife know that before she agreed to have kids with you?

 

It is funny because it didn't happen to me.

 

Sounds like Linkin Park

 

A Del Taco is going to open here in June. Are they any good?

 

This is long, so please skip if you're anything but bored...

My previous wife, Voldemort, and her daughter, Voldemort Junior, my step-Volemort, went on vacation for a week. We had a really, really smart dog - possibly the only one I've ever had that I really liked since my first (I'm very pro-dog, just everyone else has always made decisions for me, and they were all bad). So it needs to be potty trained because it's fully grown and they can't train it and I'm a fucking idiot so I get shot down for even trying. But they're gone. So me and smartdog go about getting him all ready. Place in the yard to go? Four minutes - first shit. Signal to tell me when? Maybe a day and a half - about the third shit after learning where. Now the best part. I wanted to be able to leave the door open, go back to whatever I was doing, and be done with his trip. And I was 99% there. He knew I wanted him to close the door, he was just not quite understanding how. I had him putting his paws on it, but he didn't want to be aggressive enough to slam it. The command was 'door'. Then, home comes my little slices of hell. I showed them what was what, told them to only use the word 'door', and because I'm a fucking idiot they're sure he'll understand 'Close the door smartdog; close it; here (tapping the door) - - all in the same sentence. He looked at me like he wanted to run away.

 

You are a Brave hoooman......

They all interpret "Life" differently....

Out walking Riva' a few days back and he notices something amiss in the underbrush and I simply snap my fingers twice .he quickly breaks off !

This totally strikes my bride as being odd and she proceeds to ask " When did WE train him that ? "

I too, enjoy Life and reminded her that the trainer used a clicker while I now "Snap" or "Clap" twice and the results are the same...

 

Still, to this day, I'll never forget watching an entire city shut down to find 2 people. Unbeknownst to me at the time, but my.place of employment was a critical part of the response, and it makes sense. State and federal resources working together were put on display for those few days. Remember drinking in my garage with our neighbors when the second one was caught. Coworkers were in the initial Watertown shutdown earlier that day.

Boston - dont test us.

 

Agree to…ugh…agree

 

Weekending starts now…

 

Dude, I'm jealous. Dying to go camping but it's been either cold as crap or melting and a muddy mess on my days off for the last month and a half. Enjoy it extra for me!

 

No, seriously, no

 

Here for a Memorial, so not a great trip. One of those guys that everyone should have known. But, will make the best of it!

 

Ooooh. I'm sorry.

 

Bummer..
Enjoy it though, how are you guys liking the Nash over the Minnie?

 

Me neither. Agreeing to disagree sounds way too Canadian.

 

Sounds like one hell of a fun day.

So you spent the day at the local city dump?

 

Someone tell me what the hell was just in our house?





this thing was over an inch long. I took the lamp shade off and knocked it off out the front door. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is!

 

Murder Hornet?

 

Yeah, that's what I was hoping you wouldn't say. Markings are not the same from what I see on wiki and google.