Bidet or not to Bidet

No it isn't that one but pretty similar. It was some obscure indy movie about some killings in los angeles. Its bothering me that I can't find it now.

 

I chuckled a bit on this one because it reminded me of my time working at Big Ass Fans. The original owner, Carey Smith, was a quirky fellow and when we built the new corporate office, he decided to put bidet toilets in all employee restrooms. You should have seen the one he put in his executive suite - that SOB did everything except wash dishes.

Here's an article on the importance of toilets on company culture - https://www.inc.com/carey-smith/the-surprising-way-a-toilet-can-reveal-your-company-culture.html

 

Today’s bidet is so much more advanced than the old school ones. Tried the cold water one about 10 years back and was not a fan. Nowadays the sell great little add on bidets which have a tank to hold/heat water, heated seat and fan for air drying. You do need an electrical outlet nearby. Highly recommend. PSA for eliminating mud butt.

 

We got a bidet beginning of last year, coincidentally right before the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. I’ll never go back to just toilet paper. I hate when I have to shit at work and don’t have one. I have the Tushy one and it works well.

 

I’ve got recirculating hot water in my house - really not that much extra coat if designed into the house. It’s under 1/2 second for hot out if any tap in the house.
in an existing house, it’s more difficult to add

 

Well aware of such systems, just think there might be a better solution for this purpose. As you likely know, there are a whole bunch of factors that are used to determine overall efficiency of a recirc. sys. and in many cases it is simply not cost effective. I personally roll with a cold water rinse and consider myself lucky.

 

I found this a while back. For exiting homes. Don't have one. Seems that more than one may be needed.

http://hotwaterlobster.com/

 

Sometime in my late 30s I lost the ability to take a non-greasy shit. I would literally use half a roll of TP every time I went, wiping until I bled.

I converted to a bidet and about 4 years ago and I won't go back. It changed my life.

 

Got a 20 dollar add on one from Amazon and I love it. Feels cleaner, saves tp and the best part is it scratches your leather cheerio much better than you could without getting 2 knuckles deep in doodoo.....my wife doesn't like it tho. Gives her uti or hurts her with the angle since it's add on. With an actual stand alone bidet prolly wouldn't be an issue.

 

I love this forum.....

 

Bumper dumper bidet? Better hurry to patent office.

 

Great for after

 

If you’re going to get one, get one that can squirt warm water. The cold blast is ok but that warmth takes it to another level.

 

I bought the cheaper, cold water one for my Wife who has arthritis. Found myself using it too. Then had to install a wand type one in the travel trailer. Note: RV toilets don't use the standard 7/8 BC threads used on home toilets so plumbing is involved.