Tundras live: Dad jokes whether you like them or not (TLDR)

Also did I do a early hibernation, did people get a gold star to get above 100k messages? Or did I just miss a lot of bullshitting?

 

Is she hot?

 

Prince had some good stuff - Darling Nikki was like a porno song... Horny little guy.



Fortunately for you Prince haters, Foo Fighters has a cover of it.

 

I had a chick tell me "I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?"

Her husband was not amused.

 

But I don't like the Foo Fighters either...

 

It's pretty much a porno. You'll like it.

 

It was a bit scary, to be honest. Right before I went into the Army and I was at some house party in the boonedocks of Northern Michigan. She may have been a cannibal.

 

Picked up one of these last weekend to get rid of the little red squirrel that Welched on the deal we had about living in my barn.
So far I caught
5 mice, I think they eat Decon for dessert
2 chipmunks, I have an endless supply
1 rat, a fuckin rat didn’t even know we had rats around here must have come from the neighbors chicken coop
1 red squirrel, finally permanently evicted the little bastard

 

The very top of the mitten. We used to refer to ourselves as "Loopers" lower-upper peninsula.

 

Squirrels can't be trusted.

 

Yeah, it's kinda crazy how the land and people are completely different once you cross the bridge.

 

Get those bastards!
Didn't you have some video of them running around at night?

 

That big fatty might be the momma rat. Those little sluts can pop out 12 pups 6 times a year.

 

Hey Joel.....

https://www.allrecipes.com/m-and-ms-toasty-vanilla-white-chocolate-launch-8383567

 

Took me a few days but I seem to have trapped all the mice that were living on my driveway and going in the truck and Corolla. Got a few in my shed, too.

 

Do you want The Cat?

 

Maybe you got the one that got into your center console.

 

That's bullshit!!! They make it sound like it's just a vanilla, not that they spiked it with freaking cinnamon to make it "toasty" which makes on fucking sense. Much like how @FrenchToasty neither wears a beret nor has the curly mustache.

Fucking letdown on both.

Now I'm depressed.

 

That's what they want you to think. They wait for you to get complacent and then reappear. Much like M&M and their shitty flavor combos.

 

If you stick to the originals, you won't be disappointed

Very few 'seasonal' or 'limited' release candies live up to their expectations...

 

Kit Kats are usually pretty good but M&M's are hit or miss for sure. I had a cookie dough Twix and a Cookie Dough Milky Way a while back that were vomit worthy. I think they are all Mars candies (along with M&M) so maybe that's it.

M&M chocolate really isn't that good when you compare it to Hershey's.

 

Crispy M&M's - I think those are my faves. Then the peanut butter ones.

 

These are yummy....