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Tundras live: Dad jokes whether you like them or not (TLDR)

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  1. Mar 2, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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    David Hasselhoff has started referring to himself as the Hoff.

    It’s less of a hassle that way.
     
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    I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels.

    She never knew I existed.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :headbang:




    I miss working from home. Everything you mentioned but especially the extra hours wasted to commute.




    I remember when I was a mailman thinking how much I hated sitting in a metal box when it was 110 here in AZ and how nice an air conditioned job would be. Now I sit staring at computer screens thinking how much I hate sitting in an office. :frusty:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :crazy: :smack:
     
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    I started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction.

    It was a total flop......and nobody came.
     
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  7. Mar 2, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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    Yep. Saving all the extra time with no commute, less wear/tear on a vehicle and less patience for idiots on the road
     
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  8. Mar 2, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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  9. Mar 2, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I respectfully submit that you are fucking wrong.


    If it does, tweezers in the ears or nose will get them every time.
     
    JMB, Mar 2, 2024
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    Cpl_Punishment I'll bet I get blamed for this.

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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Been making the rounds to visit family. I was in Spanish Fork when you posted that.

    Not on here as much when I'm out of town. Did I miss anything in the last few pages?
     
    GODZILLA, Mar 3, 2024
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    Anyone who’s ever wanted to own a fire truck, now is your chance
     
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    Yes
     
    T-Rex266, Mar 3, 2024
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    Had a girlfriend from that area (Springville) 25 years ago, did you see her?
     
    NWPirate, Mar 3, 2024
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    Might have been one of my aunts or cousins. :rofl:
     
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    I asked my new girlfriend to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up…

    Guess we're not gonna work out.
     
    T-Rex266, Mar 3, 2024
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  18. Mar 3, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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    What did the clock ask the watch?

    Hour you doing?
     
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    TL;DR
     
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    Yes @Azblue she was hot, no pics though..
    Your turn Adam! :rofl:

    :devil:
     
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    I'll pass. Thanks.
     
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    Correct answer! :hattip:
     
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    Good deal. only 21k miles on it.
     
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    Dammit!
     
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    That was low at the time. A couple of years later, a coworker was bragging that she and her husband signed a 20 something percent loan. They jumped on the chance to buy before the rates went up again. A couple of years after that, the bubble burst and rates plummeted. It cost them a fortune to refinance, but they saved in the long run.
     
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