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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 9, 2022 at 4:40 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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    Lol - I called and first talked to Mikey and was told they were sold out but then he said a co-worker was making two extras so they have me down. Most intense lunch order I’ve ever placed.

    Send me the address and I guess I’ll see you there.
    :fistbump:
     
  2. Mar 9, 2022 at 4:41 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    2:29PM tmrw is the meet for the sammich. Knock five times on the door, and use the secret password
    2:28PM- you will not be let in
    2:30PM- you will not be let in

    2:29, on the dot.
     
  3. Mar 9, 2022 at 4:43 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    The secret phrase is, "Lemme get a roast beef, but hold the beef cuz I don't like violence.'
     
  4. Mar 9, 2022 at 4:45 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Unless you’re vegan, because they don’t have beef with anyone
     
  5. Mar 9, 2022 at 4:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    That's how he responds and then the door opens :D
     
  6. Mar 9, 2022 at 4:53 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Only 90% max throttle unless I'm in a rental!
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  7. Mar 9, 2022 at 4:56 PM
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    PLC721 New Member

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  8. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:01 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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    How can you gauge 90% without first going to 100% :monocle:
     
  9. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:02 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Hahaha Mikey is cool, he’s a cutter; last time I saw him he had the Canadian tuxedo on, and he owned it!
    You know where Thunder Canyon is on congress? It’s that side street Herbert to the east. I’ll text you tomorrow!
     
  10. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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    The wife is on her way to the local VitaminShoppe. It shows they have one Orange Crème (GHOST) left. Fingers crossed!
     
  11. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:15 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good evening Tundras!
    Another 2” panic attack
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    Probably end up with about 3” nice little money maker but I hope it’s the last one :rolleyes:
     
  12. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:24 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Full throttle in every vehicle I've ever owned at least a few times. Full speed, not in all of them.

    That beats the 131 in my WRX. I ran out of road, but she was still like




    I miss having a fun car. :(

    You keep confusing the hell outta me when you do this. :confused::rofl:

    Pretty sure we got 6 today, but there wasn't much wind so it was fun and powdery. I kinda wish I was off so I could have gone and played in it some!
     
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  13. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:38 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Dammit! All out :frusty:

    edit: only cases. Grabbing one of orange crème and one of Swedish
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Well I guess you don't need a care package anymore lol
     
  15. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:42 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I have become one with my pedal. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
     
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  16. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:44 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Lmk if need to send u a couple. No idea when I’ll get to a post office next time though
     
  17. Mar 9, 2022 at 5:48 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Man, If I had to work from the office, and had my 4R (about 15mpg) I would be spending $81.45 week an average with my if I were to go to work 5x a week and nowhere else. I took the average fuel price of $3.91/G

    You can check yours here

    96FE7E9E-6642-4392-B0B9-AD0A66A2A073.jpg
     
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    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    Found this bottle on the top shelf, behind everything. I thought i gave all the bottles out as gifts 3 years ago and used all mine up. @Pudge
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  19. Mar 9, 2022 at 6:02 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    At least once a week and definitely more frequently if the Mrs. isn’t in said vehicle.

    Every guy loves some throttle therapy! If I’ve had a particularly bad day, I hop on the kids Honda 50 and pin it around the neighborhood. Puts a smile on my face every time and it’s not even fast.
     
  20. Mar 9, 2022 at 7:26 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    This is my go to when I'm over in their part of the world.

    http://farrowsandwiches.ca/
     
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  21. Mar 9, 2022 at 7:28 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    This but the tunes have to be up loud too.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Lol if I floor it real quick, she gets pissed as her head will hit the seat haha

    Speaking of - going to record my 0-60
    Time this weekend with a Dragy
     
  23. Mar 9, 2022 at 9:02 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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  25. Mar 9, 2022 at 11:08 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yo EV guy :boink:@T-Rex266
    Can other EV's charge at a Tesla charging station or are they proprietary?
     
  26. Mar 9, 2022 at 11:41 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Doesn't look like your tag worked. @T-Rex266
     
  27. Mar 10, 2022 at 3:44 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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  28. Mar 10, 2022 at 3:57 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Indeed, and even George Costanza would be happy with that red velvet interior. :D
     
  29. Mar 10, 2022 at 5:30 AM
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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