Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Poems, and Relationship Advice.

Wook.

Somebody who smells bad, wants to borrow everything you own, sleep on your couch, and doesn't have a job. Smells bad is key.

 

Huh. We call that a mooch, though the smell isn't required. Perhaps that is the differentiating factor.

 

At least Tesla owners are better than Jeep bros!

 

Fun fact: mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.

 

Trustafarian, cross between a mooch and a wook.

 

They definitely have some stuff out of order on it for insufferability and affluence.

 

They do! Most Tesla people I encounter are douchey. VW should be more expensive than Subaru and only a little more fun to be around. Volvo people are usually sticks in the mud. Not insufferable, but certainly not "fun." Lexus and Porsche need to trade places on the fun meter, too. Never met a pretentious Porsche driver, but Lexus has plenty of the Cadillac Karens.

 

Holy shit. This shift has been a mess. All kinds of problems and issues. I'm over it. Glad it's my Friday.

 

Found @t-rex a nice compromise truck, because he's an EV guy. They just announced it.

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/pbzqiVbHMvo

 

I'm a pastafarian.
I worship the flying spaghetti monster.

 

Man, now I want chicken parm!

 

I went to bed at midnight and woke up at WTF it's still dark out in the morning.
I don't see signs of life around here until 11am every day.
I think I'm trailering wrong.

 

Half the fun of camping is that there's no alarm clock. No schedule. That leads to most people sleeping in, having a late breakfast/coffee and not leaving their camper until mid morning.

 

I want some of that

 

I used to be so good at sleeping.
now I'm old and suck at it.

 

No Chevy or GMC? I would put Chevy in the Ford-Subaru zone and GMC below Rivian.

Jeep is perfect

 

I need to look into that because I need to be able to function as before this injury before I stop all of the Doctor visits. I am very fast when I do my design work because I always have my mouse in the right hand and it is always moving and the left hand types 1-2 letter commands that I setup for my hot keys. Am I too lazy to click on a menu, browse through it to find the command I need/want? No time is money and do not have time for that so a simple enter of one key and I am in a command ready to roll.

That is how my hand got all jacked, 43.5 years of that takes it toll apparently

 

Well a big line got shut down today of a little more than 100 people which were all on the Silverado line. They are cutting production by 40 trucks

 

I have and will avoid it if at all possible for sure

 

I used to stay in the Longmont area on Diagonal highway back in the 90’s. I used to go there each year at the end of Sept/beginning Oct time frame for a software convention back in the Veribest days (showing my age) for 8-10 years. Had to drive into Boulder every day for the convention. Was not too bad back then

 

I had a really nice time around Boulder/Broomfield back in 2015.

 

We got our oldest daughter through school there. It was between that and University of Washington. We were focused on places that have in-state tuition reciprocity. Her scholarship helped a lot. Anyway Boulder is not terrible, but it is unique and I wouldn’t live there even if I could. Rich students (many of them not good students), and even the professional bums have nicer guns than me. Always entertaining every time I’d go there. I’d see an old dude that I thought was homeless, but then he’d climb into a super car and drive away.

 

could be a divorce.
she got the house, he got the car.

 

Man now that’s a friend. Enjoy that brisket! That’s my favorite.

 

slap a twin turbo on dat bitch