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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Poems, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 31, 2024 at 10:01 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    If it is, make sure you send pictures. :drool:

    The 7th is Ukrainian Christmas.
     
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  2. Dec 31, 2024 at 10:07 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    pretty hard to find. I've seen it go for upwards of $4000 on resale. We paid $1200 for the btl.
     
  3. Dec 31, 2024 at 10:12 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I almost left that spaced out just for that :rofl:

     
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  4. Dec 31, 2024 at 10:16 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :muscleflexing::benchpress:

    IMG_0597.jpg
     
  5. Dec 31, 2024 at 10:29 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I thought you were Canadian, not Ukrainian... :notsure:
     
  6. Dec 31, 2024 at 10:40 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  7. Dec 31, 2024 at 10:57 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  8. Dec 31, 2024 at 11:00 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Happy new year crew! May 2025 bring in health and happiness to all.
     
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  9. Jan 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Wife thought she was sober..despite slurred speech, and glossy eyes.
    I did road sides on her- she failed all of them :rofl:
    Did the eye stagnant one to close the deal (as generally that’s about 80% of ur indicators) and eyes were bouncing like balls hahaha
     
  10. Jan 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I was asleep by 9:45 :rofl:
     
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  11. Jan 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    7:30pm
     
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  12. Jan 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    ***Polar vortex****

    it will be 31 degrees in Houston next week



    pray for us.
     
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  13. Jan 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Hit the sack at about that time. I can’t remember the last time I actually stayed up until midnight for New Years.

    Here’s to hoping 2025 is a peaceful and prosperous year for all of us with less war, strife and suffering across the entire planet.
     
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  14. Jan 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    my New Year’s Eve meditation

    17/20 @ 300yds

    using Russian slag ammo. 145gr


    upload_2025-1-1_6-33-4.png
     
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  15. Jan 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Welp, it was the first NYE in 40 years, at least that I remember, that I haven't had a drink. Not due to any life-choice reasons, but due to whatever's got my head fv(ked up. I'll be glad to get that worked out and have a nice bourbon.
     
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  16. Jan 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Going to bed in about 30 minutes.... :D

    Happy New Year everyone!!!! :drunk:
     
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  17. Jan 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    When the time comes, I'll be happy to share a virtual bourbon w/you... :fistbump:
     
  18. Jan 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Most North American families are originally from somewhere else... :notsure:
     
  19. Jan 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    We stayed up until 11 but we do that pretty much every night. Tough to get to bed much earlier when you have 3 young kids.
     
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  20. Jan 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  21. Jan 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Maybe virtual bourbon night needs to be a thing around here... For those not imbibing, it can be a virtual virtual bourbon. I know several of us have an aversion to Teams (I'm fine with it). Can you meet more than two or three people for free on Zoom?
     
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  22. Jan 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Your local supermarket doesn't carry "California" grown black or green olives? Not even supermarket generic???? I could get them in Anchorage. Green olives, stuffed olives, etc
     
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  23. Jan 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    :worthless:
     
  24. Jan 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Not sure... but I like this idea :thumbsup:
     
  25. Jan 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Happy New Year.
    We made it 12:30, which is pretty good considering we are usually in bed by 9:00.
    We watched the drop in Nashville on TV at 12.
    Then a local church put on a fireworks show that we could see out our living room window.
    We ate some grapes and went to bed.

    I was told on Tuesday she wanted pork chops, black-eyed peas, cabbage, and cornbread for dinner today.
    I've never cooked cabbage except for cabbage rolls, gonna try to saute it.
    I just asked what time she wanted to eat and the response was NOON..
    So I'll be starting the meal of the day shortly...:thumbsup:
     
  26. Jan 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    So you're switching from shorts to jeans and maybe putting on a sweater?
     
  27. Jan 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    No, real DOGE men go shirtless.
     
  28. Jan 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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    My ancestors landed here in the early 1600's. It's been a minute. My native friend likes to razz me that it's still "only" 400 years, and his people have been here longer. Then I threaten to get out a red coat or a cowboy hat and ask if he wants to go for round 2. :D
     
  29. Jan 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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    You'd fit in well here. :)
     
  30. Jan 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Django usually doesn’t get scared of fireworks, pre-midnight he was fine with them going off but once the clock struck 12 it was like Vietnam around here and he got a little nervous and worried. So I went and laid on the couch and let him up there to snuggle. I think he really liked that and it calmed him down well. Once they stopped he hopped off and went to his own bed and fell asleep
     

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