Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Poems, and Relationship Advice.

Is shiny reflective cheap plastic really chrome? Me thinks not.

 

Yum.

 

Are you saying that plastic wrapped in aluminum foil is not real chrome?

 

Trailer ball bling is the only right answer.

 

Lots of wrong answers going on in here tonight!

 

I liked the post out of respect for my elders. But actually, you're wrong on all accounts.

129° is med rare.

Octopus is delicious.

Everyone should eat a zit.

 

On that point we can agree. Lots of wrong answers.

 

What if they have charms???

 

Sell???

We're advertising on your behalf... that shit needs to be free

 

Now slam that thing and throw a blower on it...

 

Agreed.... add some avocado and we can call it a California bowl

 

Yes!, let's make a list and follow my lead if you want.

1. Real chili has beans and meat in it, otherwise it's just a soupy paste.
2. Seafood is disgusting, especially anything with grippy appendages.
3. Steak should always be served rare, 120 internal max.
4. Real chrome only belongs on classic vehicles of yesteryear.
5. Ketchup is awesome.
6.

 

One of the best meals this week!

 

I agree with #6. The rest is just dead wrong

 

I agree with most of your list and I apologize for overcooking my tritip.

But ketchup can just strait fuck off. And Seafood is amazing.

 

1 and 6. 3 is close to correct, but not quite. Partial credit awarded.

 

6. 1,2, and 3 are wrong

 

@TILLY Just please for the sake of all that is mighty tell us that you don't put that nasty ass corn syrup tomato sauce on your rare steak.

 

Of course not, ketchup has its intended needs set forth by the gods. Fries, scrambled eggs, burgers and such. But not dogs, I won't allow that.

 

I guess you were right. There seems to be a lot of wrong answers around here tonight.

 

Not all ketchup has corn syrup...